Heroin makes me throw up out my car window while going 60 on the highway. Ambien makes me eat entire … More
Tag: Drugs
The ‘Easy’ Way – Or Not-So-Easy Way. (Whatever You Fancy, Really.)
One of the first blogs I started following was MadMeg’s Musings. Basically, she is the female, slightly more mature, Canadian … More
My Real Friends (Finding Heroin)
Most of the definitive periods of my life are marked by people – the people I hung out with, the … More
A Beginner’s Guide
If you’re anything like me I encourage you to keep reading. Although I doubt it because I actually am a … More
After Death
Mitra was dead. I went home for a few weeks until my parents got on my nerves, harassing me about … More
Chlamydia You Say?
This is going to shock you, but I’ve only gotten an STD once. What are the chances? Usually, when you … More
The Time I Got Promoted
I honestly hope you never have to suffer the indignity of working for a giant evil corporation. Sure, there are … More
A New Chapter
I know my parents are worried that I am going to kill myself. Either on purpose (because I’ve tried it … More
The Exorcism of Nicholas W.
One time I was possessed by the devil. The best part about the exorcism was that it was going to … More
Life Lessons (From My Father)
My father has taught me some useful things over the years, and today in honor of him, I will share … More
Self-preservation
I’d like to blame it on the drugs. But I can’t say I wouldn’t have followed the exact same script … More
So Long Serotonin (Part 2 of Donating My Body to Science)
I thank Brian with an extra $10 and jog back to my Mercedes – his neighborhood always makes me feel … More
Christmas K-Hole
My phone recently died on me, like they always do after being abused for a couple of years. Most times … More
Attracted To A Girl (Meeting Mitra)
I met Mitra in the Spring. As it was I’m surprised we hadn’t met earlier, having been in Richmond for … More
The Strangers
I made it to West Virginia before it started to snow, which I’d been hoping to miss since the status … More
All I Accomplished on Last Day of Bank of America Account
It’s no secret to those who know me that I love fucking with people, and the urge gets worse when … More