My Real Friends (Finding Heroin)

Most of the definitive periods of my life are marked by people – the people I hung out with, the … More

A Beginner’s Guide

If you’re anything like me I encourage you to keep reading. Although I doubt it because I actually am a … More

After Death

Mitra was dead. I went home for a few weeks until my parents got on my nerves, harassing me about … More

Chlamydia You Say?

This is going to shock you, but I’ve only gotten an STD once. What are the chances? Usually, when you … More

The Time I Got Promoted

I honestly hope you never have to suffer the indignity of working for a giant evil corporation. Sure, there are … More

A New Chapter

I know my parents are worried that I am going to kill myself. Either on purpose (because I’ve tried it … More

The Exorcism of Nicholas

One time I was possessed by the devil. The best part about the exorcism was that it was going to … More

Life Lessons (From My Father)

My father has taught me some useful things over the years, and today in honor of him, I will share … More

Self-preservation

I’d like to blame it on the drugs. But I can’t say I wouldn’t have followed the exact same script … More

So Long Serotonin (Part 2 of Donating My Body to Science)

I thank Brian with an extra $10 and jog back to my Mercedes – his neighborhood always makes me feel … More

Christmas K-Hole

My phone recently died on me, like they always do after being abused for a couple of years. Most times … More

Moving to Richmond

I moved to Richmond because of Pete, and out of Megan’s grandparents’ two-story Colonial in the ex-burbs of Washington DC. … More

(A)typical Family Vacation

I’m at Banditos, my favorite dive bar chugging pitchers of Miller Lite with Jenny and George and splitting blue football-shaped … More

Attracted To A Girl (Meeting Mitra)

I met Mitra in the Spring. As it was I’m surprised we hadn’t met earlier, having been in Richmond for … More

The Strangers

I made it to West Virginia before it started to snow, which I’d been hoping to miss since the status … More

All I Accomplished on Last Day of Bank of America Account

It’s no secret to those who know me that I love fucking with people, and the urge gets worse when … More

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My Real Friends (Finding Heroin)

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After Death

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Chlamydia You Say?

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